smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ignigeno:

ignigeno:

I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.

Here she is! My beautiful rescue horse that I murdered a man for! I named her Pinky because she has a lovely pink nose.

And of course I braided her mane and tail because she is a queen.

ok well NOW i’ll play video games

zooophagous:

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

yeeeem:

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

• sniff
• fall off things
• Lick plastic (BAD trick)

gudakko:

blizzardofjj:

deathcarpets:

phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

petewave:

farmin’ time!

lindirs-gaze:

and there you have it

heartwithseoul:

Had a #gingerbread #cookie #baking party yesterday w/ @noetma & @ananannie 💞 thanks for the good time and yummy cookies! #latergram #cookies #desserts #sugar #snowflake #reindeer #rudolph #christmastree
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrtMEvEguHy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19v1qqn81tksq

tambourgi:

evilbuildingsblog:

This black cabin floats above the Norwegian landscape

this is my sexy modernist baba yaga hut

cy-lindric:

kurapika !!!

samstevesharon:

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

heteroerotic:

yall: tumblr is muting blogs!!! make sure ur posts are uploading or else ur followers might not be able to see ur blog!!!!!!

me, knowing full well that nobody has looked at my actual blog page in the history of mankind: word?

farmcontent:

uncanny-aesthetic:

Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn